GOOOORK

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/goːrk/
goork noun f., Swiss German
  1. Lit. cucumber.
  2. fig. A slow/lame thing, a flop or an absolute dud ("Das esch e totali Goork").
  3. Here: Turned into the opposite – useful apps & services by Daniel Notthoff.
Useless Zone

The Dud

Please do not click. There is absolutely nothing to see here. Really.

Initializing absolutely nothing
Already 0 useless clicks since 20.02.2026.
Mobile App

FamWake

The smart family alarm and bathroom scheduler app. Synchronized alarms and time slots ensure stress-free mornings.

Android & iOS Kotlin Multiplatform Firebase
Download App
Android Utility

MapFlip

Silently redirects Apple Maps links to Google Maps on Android. No detours, no copy-pasting.

Android Kotlin Jetpack Compose
To Landingpage
Web Service

Pulse

Self-hosted, open-source alternative to Slido or Mentimeter. Real-time interactions, live polls, word clouds, and Q&As for presentations.

React Tailwind v4 Socket.io Node.js
To Website
Web Service

Goork.it

Custom, dynamic URL shortener and link hub for easy structuring and bundling of redirects.

Link Utility
To Website